User:Rocket Girl/TR Radio show/Transcript

• Jessie
• James
• Meowth
• Ikue Ohtani
• Various Pokemon

Alright! Point 6-3-4-2 has been marked.

With this, we'll be sure to to get Meloetta.

We should report to Dr. Zager right away nya!

Meowth, we've already sent him a mail.

As expected of you, James

Heh, it’s natural for a professional like me

Yeah.

By the way, Jessie...can I ask you something?

What?

What kind of professionals are we?

Huh?

When did the three of us become this cool?

Hmm? Hmm?

Th-that's...so we can get closer to Team Rocket's goals. Everything's for Giovanni's sake!

But! This professional style...

Hmm hmm?

Can we really aim for the top...when we're acting this way?

James!

No! Today I want you to make this clear with me. Jessie!

Eh!?

Are you really ok about such a Team Rocket?

Um, uh...

Are you...really having fun?

Eh...

Up until now, (violin music starts playing) you've always openly said and done what you like! You didn't care what others thought of you at all! But now, whenever we talk to each other, it's just to confirm our plans!

That's...that's...

Is this really OK? Is doing things the way we've been doing them up until now really OK for you?

Stop it James!

I can't...this Team Rocket..."

Stop nya! You know that the three of us have to have conversations with each other nya!"

Yes, that's right."

Meowth, are you satisfied? For a pokemon who can speak human language, you have fewer lines than any other pokemon...no...than any of the three of us!

That really hurts! You're going too far...

I can't do this anymore! No matter how many times we say "For Giovanni's sake!" this life is…!

To tell you the truth, I've been recently starting to feel the same way as you, James!

Jessie!

But… while it may be true, this is something the three of us decided together. I’m also following the path of an actress who’s being forced.

It can't be helped nya...I've been saving something for a time like this. Take a look!

(fanfare plays)

Eh? A plan?

Using the radio, we'll make 7 billion people members of Team Rocket, all for the sake of our boss.

That's right! By broadcasting over the radio, we'll get every human on the planet join us and receive praise from the boss!

Eh!? And we'll be able to speak freely?

Of course nya! If we don't speak normally then we can't put on a proper radio show nya!

But wait a minute! Won't Dr. Zager get mad at us for this?

He doesn't have to know about this nya. This will be a secret broadcast from our hideout.

(bubbling with excitement) Secret!?

A se-cret---!"

That's right! Let's go ahead and get started!

Well, it can’t be helped then, nya.

(James laughs in the background)

This show was created in order to make Rocket-Dan the number one in the world and get our boss, Giovanni to the top. That’s why we’ll use the radio to exchange various informations, increase the amount of our fellows rapidly and to make the whole world members of Team Rocket. In short, with everyone’s help we’ll create Rocket-Dan’s country, nya!

On Twitter there’s an account called “Team Rocket’s Secret Empire” that’s related to this show. You only need to follow it to become the member. In short you can become our fellow!

Is this way really ok? Isn’t it too easy?

So, everyone who wants to become friends with Team Rocket, gather! Don’t forget to follow right away!

The goal is… 7 billion members!

Wa.. wait a sec! So if someone doesn’t have a computer or a cell phone, they can’t do it, right? Ee… Grade school students, twerps and the like aren’t allowed, I guess?

Well, we’ll think about it little by little…

(James laughs)

You didn’t give it much thought…

In this corner, we invite people who have been always taking care of Pokemon…

Aa, I got it, they’re guests.

Yeah, guests. … and listen to them talk on various topics, whatever comes up. *he stops reading* Pokemon raising specialists! You may never know what kind of talk comes up, so don’t miss it! Sorry. *reads again* In this corner, we decide which various Pokemon caretakers as well as Pokemon could fit in Team Rocket.

(rapping) Before you came, I thought of asking questions singing, I have no doubt about this, yo.

(rapping) That sounds pretty good to me!

(rapping) Tell us what month were you born, where do you come from, what’s your pet’s name, yo.

Hey, hey!

It fits, doesn’t it? As planned.

(rapping) Tokyo, yo! Ordinary woman born in August! Pet’s name is simply Iku-chan, yo!

Somebody: Victooory! (Iku-chan and “victory” sound similar)

(rapping) What was the production you debuted in, nya? Tell us your representative productions, nya yo!

Nya yo.

Nya yo.

Nya yo fits perfectly somehow.

(rapping) Got it! “Ganbare, Kickers!” was my debut work! Yeey! What my representative works are, I wonder? Somehow this is difficult! “Kobo, the Li'l Rascal”, “Hime-chan’s ribbon”, “Zatch Bell”! “One Piece”!

She overdid it.

(rapping) And I can’t forget about “Po-ke-mon”! Yeeeeah!

Comecomecomecome!

Pikachu (angrily): Pika pika piii..!

Ah, nonononononono…

That’s unusal, it’s troubled with something. Because normally it’s used to people.

Ah, so it is?

It’s ok, so stay calm.

What? It’s not going.

It’s cute and it stole my heart right away…

Pikachu: Pika?

… but I want to ask for a break today.

Pikachu *irritated*: Pikachu…

I heard that orange color is good for your liver.

(everyone laughs)

So, James… you should better wear orange all the time!

Me?! I should wear orange?