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Late December 2008/Early January 2009: Forced to come back by [[User:Salminathas|<b><span style="color:black">some</span></b>]], [[User:Victorysaber|<b><span style="color:black">idiots</span></b>]], [[User:Saber-Chan|<b><span style="color:black">who are</span></b>]] | Late December 2008/Early January 2009: Forced to come back by [[User:Salminathas|<b><span style="color:black">some</span></b>]], [[User:Victorysaber|<b><span style="color:black">idiots</span></b>]], [[User:Saber-Chan|<b><span style="color:black">who are</span></b>]] [[User:Arutoa|<b><span style="color:black">stalking him</span></b>]]. Okay fine, they're not stalking me nor are they idiots. But they're close to stalking! | ||
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Revision as of 08:16, 4 January 2009
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Optimatum, otherwise ThatKidWithNoOriginality, has been part of the Bulbapedia community for approximately 18 months. It is currently 13 years old and is currently studying at High School. It is training to be a prosecutor. Its real name is Siarnaq, a Reploid originally created by a kid by the name of "Ivan H. Elric". | |||
Detailed IntroductionEXECUTING INTRODUCTION PROGRAM... ... PROGRAM READY. NOW DISPLAYING INFOMATION OF PROGRAM "SIARNAQ"... NAME: SIARNAQ AGE: 13 OCCUPATION: PROSECUTOR INTERESTS:
DISLIKES:
DEACTIVATING OUTPUT OF PROGRAM "SIARNAQ". NOW DISPLAYING INFOMATION OF PROGRAM "NAVI". NAME: IVAN H. ELRIC AGE: 13 OCCUPATION: DEFENSE ATTORNEY AT LAWL INTERESTS:
DISLIKES:
DEACTIVATING ALL OUTPUT SYSTEMS. TEMPORARY SHUT DOWN INITIATED. | ||||
Pokémon PokémonOn Hand
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History
Equivalent Exchange. You've heard of the term, haven't you? To receive something, humankind must give something of equal value in return. For example, to receive a hard spanking, a boy must work hard at not doing his homework. Yep, Equivalent Exchange was not just a theory, it was the law of nature. That was what lead to alchemists trying to perform a certain taboo: Human transmutation. Transmutation involves giving up an item for something of equal value. For example, you take a bar of gold and use alchemy to give it up for, say, a small atom of platinum. That's how it works, basically. Alchemists have been trying for years to perform human transmutation. Two boys, Edward and Alphonse Elric, even lost their bodies attempting to do so. In the end, they all ended in failures...some ended up in the creation of homunculi. Siarnaq was the result of its creator's sister transmuting himself with a machine. It was an accident, for she was actually attempting to turn that machine into a working one. The accident occured when her elbow was slightly touching the edge of the transmutation circle. When the process ended, Siarnaq lost every bit of humanity in her. No, I'm just kidding. I created Siarnaq to ignore ignore certain people on MSN while I'm at school.
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The EndYep, you've reached the bottom of this page. What prize should I give you...? Oh, right. My contact details... I'll probably get one of those newfangled usertags thingys...later. =P |
"I'll fix it up more later.
~Ivan Hoshikawa, on this article.