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| <code>"I have evidence that contradicts his existence!"</code>
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| :<code><b>~ Apollo Justice on the Optimatum.</b></code>
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| <code>"OVERRULED."</code>
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| :<code><b>~ All his classmates on Optimatum.</b></code>
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| <code>"He's a foolhardy foolish fool who foolishly fools his foolish self into foolishly thinking that he can foolishly contirbute to this foolhardy foolish community foolishly known as "Bulbapedia", fool."</code>
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| :<code><b>~ Franziska von Karma on Optimatum.</b></code>
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| <code>"He's like my seventeenth cup of coffee. Always the bitterest"</code>
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| :<code><b>~ Godot{{tt|*|Diego Armando}} on Optimatum</b></code>
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| <code>"Who again?"</code>
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| :<code><b>~ Optimatum on the Optimatum.</b></code>
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| <code>"This fucking person is fucking garbitch! He doesn't fucking do jackshit! I'd rather have the rotten asshole of a roadkill skunk than talk to this fucking shitsucker. You don't know how fucking shitty this fucking shit is. Fuck this shit!"</code>
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| :<code><b>~ AVGN on Optimatum</b></code>
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| <b><center>List of recommended users that could fit into this table:<br>[[User:DCM|To be yelled at]] - [[User:TTEchidna|To spam someone's talkpage]] - [[User:Jioruji Derako|To learn more]] [[User:Kogoro|about wikicoding and CSS]] - [[User:Maxim|To be shouted at]]<br>[[Special:Userlist|To be scolded]]</center></b>
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| ! style="-moz-border-radius:10px; background:#{{grass color}}" colspan="2"| Ivan Helric
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| ! style="-moz-border-radius:10px; background:#{{grass color}};" | Hometown
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| ! style="-moz-border-radius:10px; background:#{{grass color}};" | Relatives
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| ! style="-moz-border-radius:10px; background:#{{grass color}};" | [[Trainer class|Class]]
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| | style="-moz-border-radius:10px; background:#{{bulba color}};border:1px solid black;" | [[Pokémon Trainer|Trainer]]
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| {{ani|470|Leafeon, Baton Dancer}} {{ani|359|Absol, Baton Pass reliant Puncher}} {{ani|475|Gallade, Physical Sweepah}} {{ani|292|Shedinja, Toxic Staller}} {{ani|491|Darkrai, because I abuse Ubers }} {{ani|171|Lanturn, Rain Dancer}}{{tt|*|I know that Lanturn and Houndoom conflict. Thing is, I won't use BOTH of them on the same team.}}{{ani|229|Houndoom, Sunny Day}} {{ani|038|Ninetales, Special staller}} {{ani|286|Breloom, Sub Puncher}}{{ani|319|Sharpedo, pathetic attempt at Physical Sweeping}}
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| | style="background: #c4e673; color: #137;" | [[User:Bluepika!!!|<span style="color:#3e7614;">This user is not a membre of Bulbapedia</span>]].
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| ! style="background: #{{water color}};" | [[Image:446.png|50px]]
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| | style="background: #{{electric color light}}; color: black;" | This user is [[Nature|<span style="color:black;">calm</span>]], despite the fact that he's not a membre of <b>[[Bulbapedia|<span style="color:black;">Bulbapedia</span>]]</b>.
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| ! style="background: white;" | [[Image:Pokeball.jpg|50px]]
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| | style="background: red; color: black;" | This user owns every <b>[[Generation IV|<span style="color:black;">Generation IV</span>]]</b> game, whether in English or in Japanese.
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| ! style="background: #{{unknown color}};" | [[Image:000Unknown.png|50px]]
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| | style="background: #{{dark color light}}; color: black;" | This user is unforgiving.
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| {{:User:Optimatum/Crab}}
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| | style="background: #{{electric color light}}; color: black;" | This user can [[wp:Phoenix Wright|<b><font color=black>slam his </font></b>]][http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=2919503 <b><font color=black>table.</font></b>]
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| | style="background: #EEE; color: black;" | This user can play the [http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=GfaAiipAMDE&feature=related <b><font color=black>air guitar.</font></b>]
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| {{User AYB}}
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| ! style="background: #black" | [[Image:Barack obama.jpg|50px]]
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| | style="background: #00FDEA; color: black" | This user has been '''[http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=65I0HNvTDH4 BarackRolled]<span style="color: black"></span>''' .
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| {{User Falcon Punch}}
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| http://i543.photobucket.com/albums/gg478/Optimatum/Siarnaq.png <br clear="all">
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| | style="-moz-border-radius:10px; background:#{{bulba color}};border:0px;"| <b>Optimatum</b>, otherwise <b>ThatKidWithNoOriginality</b>, has been part of the <b>[[Bulbapedia|<span style="color:black;">Bulbapedia</span>]]</b> community for approximately 18 months. It can barely come online nowadays due to [[wp:School|<b><font color=black>obvious reasons</font></b>]].
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| ===Base Stats===
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| ! rowspan="2" | Stat
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| ! colspan="2" rowspan="2" | [[Base stats|{{color|000|Base}}]]
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| ! colspan="2" | At Lv. 50
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| ! colspan="2" | At Lv. 100
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| ! <small>Min.</small>
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| ! <small>Max.</small>
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| ! <small>Min.</small>
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| ! <small>Max.</small>
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| |style="text-align:right; background: #FF5555;" | '''[[Stats#Hit Points|{{color|000|HP}}]]:'''
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| !style="text-align:right;"|100
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| |<div class="statbar" style="background:#{{hp color}}; width: 100px; height: 10px; border: 1px solid black; overflow: hidden;"> </div>
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| ! <small>{{#ifexpr: 100 = 1|1|{{#expr: ((0 + 2 * 100 + (0/4)) * 50/100) + 10 + 50}}}}</small>
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| ! <small>{{#ifexpr: 100 = 1|1|{{#expr: ((31 + 2 * 100 + (252/4)) * 50/100) + 10 + 50}}}}</small>
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| ! <small>{{#ifexpr: 100 = 1|1|{{#expr: ((0 + 2 * 100 + (0/4)) * 100/100) + 10 + 100}}}}</small>
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| ! <small>{{#ifexpr: 100 = 1|1|{{#expr: ((31 + 2 * 100 + (252/4)) * 100/100) + 10 + 100}}}}</small>
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| |style="text-align:right; background: #F19655;" | '''[[Stats#Attack|{{color|000|Attack}}]]:'''
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| !style="text-align:right;"|10
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| |<div class="statbar" style="background:#{{attack color}}; width: 10px; height: 10px; border: 1px solid black; overflow: hidden;"> </div>
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| ! <small>{{#expr: floor((((0 + 2 * 10 + (0/4)) * 50/100) + 5) * .9)}}</small>
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| ! <small>{{#expr: floor((((31 + 2 * 10 + (252/4)) * 50/100) + 5) * 1.1)}}</small>
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| ! <small>{{#expr: floor((((0 + 2 * 10 + (0/4)) * 100/100) + 5) * .9)}}</small>
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| ! <small>{{#expr: floor((((31 + 2 * 10 + (252/4)) * 100/100) + 5) * 1.1)}}</small>
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| |style="text-align:right; background: #F8DB69;" | '''[[Stats#Defense|{{color|000|Defense}}]]:'''
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| !style="text-align:right;"| 15
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| |<div class="statbar" style="background:#{{defense color}}; width: 15px; height: 10px; border: 1px solid black; overflow: hidden;"> </div>
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| ! <small>{{#expr: floor((((0 + 2 * 15 + (0/4)) * 50/100) + 5) * .9)}}</small>
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| ! <small>{{#expr: floor((((31 + 2 * 15 + (252/4)) * 50/100) + 5) * 1.1)}}</small>
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| ! <small>{{#expr: floor((((0 + 2 * 15 + (0/4)) * 100/100) + 5) * .9)}}</small>
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| ! <small>{{#expr: floor((((31 + 2 * 15 + (252/4)) * 100/100) + 5) * 1.1)}}</small>
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| |style="text-align:right; background: #97B1EF;" | '''[[Stats#Special Attack|{{color|000|Special Attack}}]]:'''
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| !style="text-align:right;"|150
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| |<div class="statbar" style="background:#{{special attack color}}; width: 150px; height: 10px; border: 1px solid black; overflow: hidden;"> </div>
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| ! <small>{{#expr: floor((((0 + 2 * 150 + (0/4)) * 50/100) + 5) * .9)}}</small>
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| ! <small>{{#expr: floor((((31 + 2 * 150 + (252/4)) * 50/100) + 5) * 1.1)}}</small>
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| ! <small>{{#expr: floor((((0 + 2 * 150 + (0/4)) * 100/100) + 5) * .9)}}</small>
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| ! <small>{{#expr: floor((((31 + 2 * 150 + (252/4)) * 100/100) + 5) * 1.1)}}</small>
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| |style="text-align:right; background: #8BE75C;" | '''[[Stats#Special Defense|{{color|000|Special Defense}}]]:'''
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| !style="text-align:right;"|65
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| |<div class="statbar" style="background:#{{special defense color}}; width: 65px; height: 10px; border: 1px solid black; overflow: hidden;"> </div>
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| ! <small>{{#expr: floor((((0 + 2 * 65 + (0/4)) * 50/100) + 5) * .9)}}</small>
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| ! <small>{{#expr: floor((((31 + 2 * 65 + (252/4)) * 50/100) + 5) * 1.1)}}</small>
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| ! <small>{{#expr: floor((((0 + 2 * 65 + (0/4)) * 100/100) + 5) * .9)}}</small>
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| ! <small>{{#expr: floor((((31 + 2 * 65 + (252/4)) * 100/100) + 5) * 1.1)}}</small>
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| |style="text-align:right; background: #F690AE;" | '''[[Stats#Speed|{{color|000|Speed}}]]:'''
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| !style="text-align:right;"|85
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| |<div class="statbar" style="background:#{{speed color}}; width: 85px; height: 10px; border: 1px solid black; overflow: hidden;"> </div>
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| ! <small>{{#expr: floor((((0 + 2 * 85 + (0/4)) * 50/100) + 5) * .9)}}</small>
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| ! <small>{{#expr: floor((((31 + 2 * 85 + (252/4)) * 50/100) + 5) * 1.1)}}</small>
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| ! <small>{{#expr: floor((((0 + 2 * 85 + (0/4)) * 100/100) + 5) * .9)}}</small>
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| ! <small>{{#expr: floor((((31 + 2 * 85 + (252/4)) * 100/100) + 5) * 1.1)}}</small>
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| |style="text-align:right;" | '''Total:'''
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| !style="text-align:right;"|{{#expr: 100 + 10 + 15 + 150 + 65 + 85}}
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| | colspan="5" | These stats are purely for humor only. =D
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| *<small>Minimum stats are calculated with 0 [[EVs]], [[IVs]] of 0, and a hindering [[nature]].
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| *Maximum stats are calculated with 252 EVs, IVs of 31, and a helpful nature.
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| ===How Optimatum discovered Pokeyman===
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| [http://shelleytherepublican.com/2006/10/01/pokemon-the-yellow-peril.aspx It's Pokémon, twit. Not Namyekop, the demon of yellow and pink.]
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| Nah, I just turned on the TV and, lookie! Pokeyman! =D
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| ====Timeline of user events====
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| June 2007: Signs up on Bulbapedia.
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| October 2007 (I think, memory's a blur): Forms "UEP" with [[User:Tina|Fraulein Tina]], [[User:Theryguy512|Herr Ryguy]] and [[User:Shiny Noctowl|Herr Shiny]].
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| November 2007: UEP declared illegal. The other three disappear.
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| December 2007: Announces probable break.
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| July 2008: Takes break for 3 months
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| October 2008: Returns, disturbed by userspace ban.
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| Late October 2008: Gets pissed at [[User:Guardian|<b><span style="color:black">some random guy</span></b>]].
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| November 2008: Gets banned.
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| December 2008: Tries to leave Bulbapedia for good.
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| Late December 2008/Early January 2009: Forced to come back by [[User:Salminathas|<b><span style="color:black">some</span></b>]] [[User:Victorysaber|<b><span style="color:black">idiots</span></b>]] [[User:Saber-Chan|<b><span style="color:black">who are</span></b>]] [[User:Arutoa|<b><span style="color:black">stalking him</span></b>]]. Okay fine, they're not stalking me nor are they idiots. But they're close to stalking!
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| February 2009: Fraulein Tina returns. Bah, humbug. If Herr Wronguy and Her Shiny return too, then I'll...oh wai-
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| :18th: Herr Wronguy returns. Now, if only a certain Shiny would return, then the four of us would be back together, ja?
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| ::...On second thoughts, that sounds like a bad idea to me. (This is why I don't like <s>childhood</s> old friends).
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| | | This user is no longer active. If you want to contact it, go to: |
| The 13 Rules of Bulbapedia:
| | *[http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/member.php?u=13773 BMGf. Refer to it as a "her".] |
| #You MUST NOT have other Manuals before the [[BP:MOS|Manual of Style]]. Even if it's your computer's "How-To-Avoid-Crashes" manual.
| | *[http://optimatum.deviantart.com deviantART. Refer to it as a "he".] |
| #You MUST NOT call TTE biased, because he is god. Rule number 5 applies to this as well.
| | *[http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/profile.php?id=1638563888&ref=name Facebook. Real friends only please. Refer to it as a "Pizza".] |
| #You like someone on Bulbapedia (quoting {{u|DCM}}). [[User:Victorysaber|Hell, even I do.]]
| | *[http://www.youtube.com/user/Optimatum YouTube, refer to it as an "it".] |
| #DON'T vandalize articles. And rules are meant to be broken.
| | *The neighbourhood graveyard. Refer to it as a "corpse". |
| #You MUST break this rule.
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| #You CAN stalk anyone on Bulbapedia, provided they are a girl. And yes, Kogs, that applies to you as well.
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| #You MUST NOT EVER admit that you watch/look at hentai. You WILL be ignored for the rest of your life.
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| #You CAN say you're leaving - and you can come back in minutes/hours.
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| #You MUST earn the Golden Slowpoke award. It's the ultimate privilege.
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| #You MUST use AIM to contact an admin.
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| #You MUST NOT be religious. Don't preach ANYWHERE. Or TTE will hunt you down. And kill you.
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| #You MUST NOT obey any of the above rules. Rule 5 applies to this rule.
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| And the last rule:
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| <br>Rule 34: You CANNOT ask about this rule. Ever.
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| ===The End===
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| Yes, yes, it was short. Don't blame me, that's all I could come up with on short notice.
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| *[http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/member.php?u=13773 <b><span style="color:black">BMGf, ThatKidWithNo Originality</span></b>] | |
| **[http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/member.php?u=13773#visitor_messaging <b><span style="color:black">The only way you should be able to contact me without MSN.</span></b>]
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| *[http://optimus35.deviantart.com <b><span style="color:black">deviantART, Optimus35</span></b>] | |
| *[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1468434/Ivan_Hoshikawa <b><span style="color:black">FF.net, Ivan Hoshikawa</span></b>] | |
| *[mailto:optimatum@live.com <b><span style="color:black">Email</span></b>] | |
| |}
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| |}
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