User:DanPMK

About me
This user identifies as male. This user doesn't get enough sleep.	en This user is a native speaker of English. Template:User es-3	This user is frequently on patrol. This user is a member of Project Pokédex.	This user contributes using Microsoft Windows XP. This user is a Bug-type trainer.
My Pokémon history
Generation I This user likes to mess with glitches in the Pokémon games.	Generation II This user is a Pokémon Trainer.	Generation III This user is a Pokémon Breeder.	Generation IV This user is a Pokémon Ranger.
This user is a player of Pokémon Yellow Version.	This user is a player of Pokémon Gold Version. This user is a player of Pokémon Silver Version.	This user is a player of Pokémon Ruby Version. This user is a player of Pokémon Sapphire Version. This user is a player of Pokémon Emerald Version. This user is a player of Pokémon FireRed Version. This user is a player of Pokémon LeafGreen Version.	This user is a player of Pokémon Ranger. This user's DS friend code for Pokémon Diamond is 0387-5298-9871. This user is a player of Pokémon Ranger: Shadows of Almia.

Lol

I was looking through a text file I had and found this text. I apparently wrote it in response to someone who thought Burmy was related to Pineco. I am pasting it here for archived hilarity, as it seems I never posted it (that I can remember).

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I can personally guarantee these 2 Pokemon aren't related. LOOK AT THEM. Geez.

Both Metapod and Kakuna are classified as "Cocoon" Pokemon. Surely Kakuna is a pre-evolution of Metapod.

They both know String Shot and Harden too :oooo

Aside from that, bugs do NOT get pre-evolutions. They are not mammals. They do not grow. Bugs have stages. Either:

a) Larva (baby) - Pupa (cocoon) - Adult (final) cf. Caterpie, Weedle, Wurmple, b) Child - Adult cf. Paras, Venonat, Ledyba, Spinarak, Pineco, Surskit, Nincada, Anorith c) One-form cf. Scyther, Pinsir, Yanma, Shuckle, Heracross, Volbeat, Illumise, Korobooshi (maybe)

The only bug to gain a new evolution was Scyther, and that was NOT a natural thing. It has to be traded with an item, where it is coated with steal. There is no visual, textual, nor logical reason to assume Pineco and Minomutchi are related.

If by some act of Satan these 2 are, I will personally drive to the house of anyone who thinks they were and hand them 10 American dollars.