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<code>"I have evidence that contradicts his existence!"</code>
:<code><b>~ Apollo Justice on the Optimatum.</b></code>
<code>"OVERRULED."</code>
:<code><b>~ All his classmates on Optimatum.</b></code>
<code>"He's a foolhardy foolish fool who foolishly fools his foolish self into foolishly thinking that he can foolishly contirbute to this foolhardy foolish community foolishly known as "Bulbapedia", fool."</code>
:<code><b>~ Franziska von Karma on Optimatum.</b></code>
<code>"Who again?"</code>
:<code><b>~ Optimatum on the Optimatum.</b></code>
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<code>"This fucking person is fucking garbitch! He doesn't fucking do jackshit! I'd rather have the rotten asshole of a roadkill skunk than talk to this fucking shitsucker. You don't know how fucking shitty this fucking shit is. Fuck this shit!"</code>
:<code><b>~ AVGN on Optimatum</b></code>
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| style="-moz-border-radius:10px; background:#{{bulba color}};border:0px;"| <b>Optimatum</b>, otherwise <b>ThatKidWithNoOriginality</b>, has been part of the <b>[[Bulbapedia|<span style="color:black;">Bulbapedia</span>]]</b> community for approximately 18 months. It is currently 13 years old and is a high-schooler. It is currently "dating" [[User:Victorysaber|<span style="color:black;">Claus</span>]].
| style="-moz-border-radius:10px; background:#{{bulba color}};border:0px;"| <b>Optimatum</b>, otherwise <b>ThatKidWithNoOriginality</b>, has been part of the <b>[[Bulbapedia|<span style="color:black;">Bulbapedia</span>]]</b> community for approximately 18 months. It is currently 13 years old and is a high-schooler.
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===Obssession with the numbers===
===How Optimatum discovered Pokeyman===
Yeah, you'd think that's odd right? Well, so do I. I tend to be able to spot things out like...
[http://shelleytherepublican.com/2006/10/01/pokemon-the-yellow-peril.aspx It's Pokémon, twit. Not Namyekop, the demon of yellow and pink.]
 
"OMG EEVEE IS NUMBER 133 AND HAS 7 EVOLUTIONS!" and "The pastor told us about 3 As, right? Well, 3+2+1 is equal to 6, and if you replace every A with 6, you get 666!" Amusing, but that's not the end of it.
 
"Next month (Feb) is going to have a Friday the 13th. Well guess what? March has one too!"
 
It is my opinion that any 3-digit or higher number with different numbers can be turned into 666, 1337 or 13. Such as 643 (That was random, honest!). (All the mathematics can only use the same digit once in a mathematical statement.)
*666. That's easy. 6 put into 3 slots is equal to 666.
*13. Well, 6+4+3=13, right?
*1337. Hmm...
**4-3=1.
**6/3=2. Put 3 in two slots.
**3+4=7.
**1337. =D


768.
<ab>IT WAS AD 2101
*13. 7+6=13.
EDIT WARS WAS BEGINNING...
*666. 7+8-6=9. Take the square root of 9 and you get 3 slots. Take the 6 and put it into each of those slots. There you go, 666.
CAPTAIN: WHAT HAPPEN?
*1337. We already got 13, so let's get 37.
MECHANIC: [[Bulbapedia:Administrators|SOMEBODY]] SET US UP A [[Bulbapedia:Protected page guidelines|PROTECTION BOMB]]
**6 times 7 is equal to 42. 42-8=34. 34 plus the square root of 7+8-6 is equal to 37.
OPERATOR: WE GET [[Bulbapedia:Userspace policy|USERPAGE]]
**So we put 13 and 37 together and we get...1337.
CAPTAIN: WHAT?
OPERATOR: [[Main Page|MAIN PAGE]] OPENED.
CAPTAIN: IT'S YOU.
CATS: HOW ARE YOU [[User:Kuki|EDITWARRERS!!]]
CATS: ALL YOUR CONTIBUTIONS ARE BELONG TO US.
CATS: YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO BEING [[Bulbapedia:Blocking policy|BLOCKED]].
CAPTAIN: WHAT YOU SAY!!!
CATS: YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO EDIT MAKE YOUR [[Bulbapedia:Talk abuse|TALK]]
CATS: HA HA HA HA....
OPERATOR: CAPTAIN !!
CAPTAIN: TAKE OFF EVERY USERTAG!
CAPTAIN: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DOING
CAPTAIN: MOVE PAGE.
CAPTAIN: FOR GREAT JUSTICE.</ab>
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Revision as of 12:38, 22 January 2009

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"I have evidence that contradicts his existence!"

~ Apollo Justice on the Optimatum.

"OVERRULED."

~ All his classmates on Optimatum.

"He's a foolhardy foolish fool who foolishly fools his foolish self into foolishly thinking that he can foolishly contirbute to this foolhardy foolish community foolishly known as "Bulbapedia", fool."

~ Franziska von Karma on Optimatum.

"Who again?"

~ Optimatum on the Optimatum.
List of recommended users that could fit into this table:
To be yelled at - To spam someone's talkpage - To learn more about wikicoding and CSS - To be shouted at
To be scolded
Ivan Helric
OBJECTION!
Optimatum-1.png
Age 13
Gender Neither.
Hometown Singapore
Region South East Asia
Relatives Orphaned.
Class Trainer

Team

Leafeon, Baton Dancer Absol, Baton Pass reliant Puncher Gallade, Physical Sweepah Shedinja, Toxic Staller Darkrai, because I abuse Ubers Lanturn, Rain Dancer*Houndoom, Sunny Day Ninetales, Special staller Breloom, Sub PuncherSharpedo, pathetic attempt at Physical Sweeping

This user is transgender.
This user is bisexual.
This user is frequently on patrol.
This user is not a membre of Bulbapedia.
This user is calm, despite the fact that he's not a membre of Bulbapedia.
This user holds grudges, despite being calm.
File:Pokeball.jpg This user owns every Generation IV game, whether in English or in Japanese.
File:000Unknown.png This user is objectionable.
This user is unforgiving.
This user deals massive damage.
This user can slam his table.
File:DP Guitarist.png This user can play the air guitar.
All your base are belong to us!
O RLY?
This user lieks Mudkipz.
YOU JUST LOST THE GAME.
File:Barack obama.jpg This user has been BarackRolled .
FALCON PUNCH!!!
THIS IS SPARTA!!!

Siarnaq.png

Optimatum, otherwise ThatKidWithNoOriginality, has been part of the Bulbapedia community for approximately 18 months. It is currently 13 years old and is a high-schooler.

Base Stats

Stat Base At Lv. 50 At Lv. 100
Min. Max. Min. Max.
HP: 100
 
160 207 310 404
Attack: 10
 
13 68 22 130
Defense: 15
 
18 73 31 141
Special Attack: 150
 
139 222 274 438
Special Defense: 65
 
63 128 121 251
Speed: 85
 
81 150 157 295
Total: 425 These stats are purely for humor only. =D
  • Minimum stats are calculated with 0 EVs, IVs of 0, and a hindering nature.
  • Maximum stats are calculated with 252 EVs, IVs of 31, and a helpful nature.

How Optimatum discovered Pokeyman

It's Pokémon, twit. Not Namyekop, the demon of yellow and pink.

IT WAS AD 2101
EDIT WARS WAS BEGINNING...
CAPTAIN: WHAT HAPPEN?
MECHANIC: SOMEBODY SET US UP A PROTECTION BOMB
OPERATOR: WE GET USERPAGE
CAPTAIN: WHAT?
OPERATOR: MAIN PAGE OPENED.
CAPTAIN: IT'S YOU.
CATS: HOW ARE YOU EDITWARRERS!!
CATS: ALL YOUR CONTIBUTIONS ARE BELONG TO US.
CATS: YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO BEING BLOCKED.
CAPTAIN: WHAT YOU SAY!!!
CATS: YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO EDIT MAKE YOUR TALK
CATS: HA HA HA HA....
OPERATOR: CAPTAIN !!
CAPTAIN: TAKE OFF EVERY USERTAG!
CAPTAIN: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DOING
CAPTAIN: MOVE PAGE.
CAPTAIN: FOR GREAT JUSTICE.

Timeline of user events

June 2006: Signs up on Bulbapedia.

December 2007: Announces probable break.

July 2008: Takes break for 3 months

October 2008: Returns, disturbed by userspace ban.

Late October 2008: Gets pissed at some random guy.

November 2008: Gets banned.

December 2008: Tries to leave Bulbapedia for good.

Late December 2008/Early January 2009: Forced to come back by some idiots who are stalking him. Okay fine, they're not stalking me nor are they idiots. But they're close to stalking!

The End

Yes, yes, it was short. Don't blame me, that's all I could come up with on short notice.