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| <code>"He's a foolhardy foolish fool who foolishly fools his foolish self into foolishly thinking that he can foolishly contirbute to this foolhardy foolish community foolishly known as "Bulbapedia", fool."</code> | | <code>"He's a foolhardy foolish fool who foolishly fools his foolish self into foolishly thinking that he can foolishly contirbute to this foolhardy foolish community foolishly known as "Bulbapedia", fool."</code> |
| :<code><b>~ Franziska von Karma on Optimatum.</b></code> | | :<code><b>~ Franziska von Karma on Optimatum.</b></code> |
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| | <code>"He's like my seventeenth cup of coffee. Always the bitterest"</code> |
| | :<code><b>~ Godot{{tt|*|Diego Armando}} on Optimatum</b></code> |
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| <code>"Who again?"</code> | | <code>"Who again?"</code> |
Revision as of 05:02, 14 February 2009
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Oh, and don't forget to brush your teeth. I know you didn't.
"I have evidence that contradicts his existence!"
~ Apollo Justice on the Optimatum.
"OVERRULED."
~ All his classmates on Optimatum.
"He's a foolhardy foolish fool who foolishly fools his foolish self into foolishly thinking that he can foolishly contirbute to this foolhardy foolish community foolishly known as "Bulbapedia", fool."
~ Franziska von Karma on Optimatum.
"He's like my seventeenth cup of coffee. Always the bitterest"
~ Godot* on Optimatum
"Who again?"
~ Optimatum on the Optimatum.
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"This fucking person is fucking garbitch! He doesn't fucking do jackshit! I'd rather have the rotten asshole of a roadkill skunk than talk to this fucking shitsucker. You don't know how fucking shitty this fucking shit is. Fuck this shit!"
~ AVGN on Optimatum
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This user is calm, despite the fact that he's not a membre of Bulbapedia.
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This user holds grudges, despite being calm.
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This user is unforgiving.
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This user deals massive damage.
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THIS IS SPARTA!!!
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Optimatum, otherwise ThatKidWithNoOriginality, has been part of the Bulbapedia community for approximately 18 months. It can barely come online nowadays due to obvious reasons.
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Base Stats
Stat
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Base
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At Lv. 50
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At Lv. 100
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Min.
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Max.
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Min.
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Max.
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HP:
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100
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160
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207
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310
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404
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Attack:
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10
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13
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68
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22
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130
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Defense:
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15
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18
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73
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31
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141
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Special Attack:
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150
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139
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222
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274
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438
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Special Defense:
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65
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63
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128
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121
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251
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Speed:
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85
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81
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150
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157
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295
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Total:
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425
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These stats are purely for humor only. =D
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- Minimum stats are calculated with 0 EVs, IVs of 0, and a hindering nature.
- Maximum stats are calculated with 252 EVs, IVs of 31, and a helpful nature.
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Timeline of user events
June 2006: Signs up on Bulbapedia.
December 2007: Announces probable break.
July 2008: Takes break for 3 months
October 2008: Returns, disturbed by userspace ban.
Late October 2008: Gets pissed at some random guy.
November 2008: Gets banned.
December 2008: Tries to leave Bulbapedia for good.
Late December 2008/Early January 2009: Forced to come back by some idiots who are stalking him. Okay fine, they're not stalking me nor are they idiots. But they're close to stalking!
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The End
Yes, yes, it was short. Don't blame me, that's all I could come up with on short notice.
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