You Just Can't Win

You Just Can't Win is a musical number from the American musical Pokémon Live!. It is performed by Ash Ketchum and Giovanni.

Lyrics

Giovanni:
You're way out of your league,
you've more than met your match!
Ash:
I guess you're slowing down, old man,
can't hit what you can't catch!
Giovanni:
Soon the whole world will know
the genius of my plan.
Ash:
I will find a way to stop you
any way I can!

Giovanni:
You're such a goody two-shoes,
it's more fun being bad.
Ash:
No one's gonna side with you,
you're stark raving mad!
Giovanni: Oh yeah? Just ask your mother.
Ash: That's all in the past!
Giovanni:
Listen to me, little boy:
Nice guys finish last!

Both: Oh no!

Ash: You just can't win!
Giovanni: You're not that strong.
Ash: Time to pay for your sins!
Giovanni: You got it all wrong!

Giovanni: You just can't win!
Ash: I'm gonna shut you down!
Giovanni: Your chances are slim!
Ash: No more fooling around!

Both:
Let the battle begin!
You just can't win!

Pokémon Live! Characters: Ash • Misty • Brock • Pikachu • Jessie • James • Meowth Giovanni • MechaMew2 • Delia • Professor Oak Songs: You & Me & Pokémon • It Will All Be Mine • My Best Friends • Everything Changes Misty's Song • The Best at Being the Worst • Pikachu (I Choose You) • What Kind of Pokémon Are You? The Time Has Come • Double Trouble • Two Perfect Girls • I've Got a Secret • You Just Can't Win • Finale

This article is part of Project Music, a Bulbapedia project that aims to write comprehensive articles on each Pokémon song, CD and musician.