User:MAGNEDETH/new evolutions

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By the way, I AM NOT DOING EEVEE EVOLUTIONS. So stop asking.

BST = Base Stat Total. I'm trying to keep these legit.

Evolutions

Gen I

Pokémon Picture Why Stats Name/Type How Thoughts Farfetch'd Because he's useless. Stat HP: 70 Attack: 120 Defense: 75 Sp.Atk: 75 Sp.Def: 75 Speed: 110 Total: 0 Ninjetch'd Level-up while holding a Learner's Sword and having Swords Dance If that leek becomes swordlike, then we got us a ninja duck. BST=525 With help from: TTEchidna Onix Onix = Fast Steelix = Slow Stat HP: 75 Attack: 115 Defense: 105 Sp.Atk: 35 Sp.Def: 60 Speed: 120 Total: 0 Drillix Trade with Super Quick Claw The name needs work, but just imagine seeing a drill shaped Steelix. A bit more streamline and less steely. BST=510 Kingler Low Special Defense prevents this hard hittin' crab from really being useful. Stat HP: 70 Attack: 130 Defense: 120 Sp.Atk: 50 Sp.Def: 90 Speed: 60 Total: 0 Klanger A Water Stone that isn't the one we already have now. By sacrificing speed, Klanger can wall, and then start kicking some tail on the battlefield. BST=520 Pinsir Why not? Pinsir is awesome, but thanks to Heracross, Pinsir is relegated to a forgotten classic. Lets kick him up a notch! Stat HP: 70 Attack: 130 Defense: 105 Sp.Atk: 60 Sp.Def: 80 Speed: 90 Total: 0 Guiloreap Trade with Evil Pendant The name needs work, it's Guillotine & Reaper. I wanted Guillocutioner, but thats obviously way too big. BST=535 Arbok Well, he does have a group of Ekans to look after, doesn't he? Stat HP: 75 Attack: 120 Defense: 75 Sp.Atk: 70 Sp.Def: 80 Speed: 100 Total: 0 Nohtyp Level-Up with Mud Shot in the <insert Gen V desert name> I was debating giving him a second type. Given the fact that he used Dig a lot in the anime, and learns Mud Bomb, why not? BST=520 Marowak Think of Gen I, that and she's not great, and can't defend with those stats.. Stat HP: 75 Attack: 65 Defense: 135 Sp.Atk: 55 Sp.Def: 120 Speed: 60 Total: 0 Protektull ♀ Cubone's mom. Thick Club no longer works. This mother must protect her young! "The Graveyard Pokémon" BST=510 Marowak Think of Gen I, that and he's not great, and he's waaaay to slow.. Stat HP: 70 Attack: 120 Defense: 115 Sp.Atk: 55 Sp.Def: 65 Speed: 85 Total: 0 Punishkull ♂ Cubone's dad. Thick Club no longer works. This father will now commence bringing the pain. "The Punisher Pokémon" BST=510 Golduck Golduck is pretty good, but, theres a type problem... Stat HP: 80 Attack: 72 Defense: 73 Sp.Atk: 115 Sp.Def: 70 Speed: 90 Total: 0 Minduck Psy Stone Same BST as Golduck, and the name is terrible, but why isn't Psyduck part Psychic?? BST=500 Persian Persian is rather bad, so, why not? Stat HP: 80 Attack: 105 Defense: 65 Sp.Atk: 70 Sp.Def: 70 Speed: 120 Total: 0 TBD Somthing Team Rocket invented? idk... Normal/Dark? or pure Dark? Guess i'll say here that ive always hoped TR's Meoth would evolve. BST=510 Sandslash Popular, cool looking, but really not that great. You would expect him to be fast, but he really isn't. Stat HP: 80 Attack: 115 Defense: 115 Sp.Atk: 55 Sp.Def: 65 Speed: 95 Total: 0 Sandstryk Level-up with Evil Pendant And now Sandslash has some worth, not that he's horrific right now anyway, but if you have to struggle a little to really enjoy it, then some changes need to be made. BST=525

Gen II

Pokémon Picture Why Stats Name/Type How Thoughts Sudowoodo The joke was good at first, but it's old now. Stat HP: 90 Attack: 110 Defense: 120 Sp.Atk: 50 Sp.Def: 75 Speed: 60 Total: 0 Treowoodo Level-up with Golden Seed while knowing Wood Hammer Ok, so this still isn't that great, but whatever. The name is derived from "tréowe" which is Latin for "True". BST=505 Unown They're considered legendary, but are far from it. Stat HP: 96 Attack: 144 Defense: 96 Sp.Atk: 144 Sp.Def: 96 Speed: 96 Total: 0 King Unown Level-up with Ancient Crown This prob the only time a normal Pokémon would evolve into a legendary, but I think it makes sense. I'm not sure if it would retain its Hidden Power only movepool or not, but basically I just doubled all the stats. BST=672 Dunsparce Another Pokémon I just don't understand. Stat HP: 120 Attack: 90 Defense: 90 Sp.Atk: 75 Sp.Def: 75 Speed: 65 Total: 0 Mattare Some sort of Rock or Ground-type stone. Make it look more menacing, and you've got a real land snake. BST=515 With help from: Pokemaniac102 Skarmory 180 MPH? The Pokédex lies again. Stat HP: 65 Attack: 90 Defense: 65 Sp.Atk: 40 Sp.Def: 65 Speed: 140 Total: 0 Jetmach Level-up with Super Quick Claw A Pokémon that looks like a supersonic jet? I'm all for that. The stats are the same BST as Skar, only less defense and more speed, similar to Scyther and Scizor. BST=465 Credit: Random279 Ariados Giant spiders are cool, so, where are the stats to back it up? Stat HP: 90 Attack: 115 Defense: 90 Sp.Atk: 65 Sp.Def: 65 Speed: 90 Total: 0 Arantula Level-up near Chemical Plant Last time I checked, spiders wern't slow either. BST=515 Magcargo Good idea, Bad follow through. Stat HP: 70 Attack: 70 Defense: 150 Sp.Atk: 100 Sp.Def: 90 Speed: 30 Total: 0 Snailnum ??? The name sucks (combo of snail and common metal suffix), and its still horrible. Magcargo is just a lost cause. BST=510 With help from: MetalMetroid997 Donphan Pretty cool in the show, kinda meh in the game. Stat HP: 90 Attack: 120 Defense: 60 Sp.Atk: 60 Sp.Def: 60 Speed: 110 Total: 0 Centriphan Some sort of Rock or Ground-type stone. This will seem like an odd addition, but hear me out. Same BST as Donphan, but a focus on speed and power. Awesome. Name is a combination of "Centrifugal" referring to it's spinning like a wheel, and with the added "phan" from others. BST=500

Gen III

Pokémon Picture Why Stats Name/Type How Thoughts Masquerain Surskit is a cool little bug that has an awesome and unique type combination. Then it gets ruined by Masquerain, a completely and totally unremarkable Bug/Flying moth. This needs to be fixed. Stat HP: 80 Attack: 65 Defense: 67 Sp.Atk: 102 Sp.Def: 85 Speed: 102 Total: 0 Surstride A Water Stone that isn't the one we already have now. Not the most powerful thing, but it isn't supposed to be. This would be a balanced, low tier Pokémon and a heck of a lot of fun to play with, as well as being just plain cool. BST=500 Mawile Mawile is cool, but the stats aren't there, and nether is its type.. Stat HP: 70 Attack: 115 Defense: 115 Sp.Atk: 80 Sp.Def: 80 Speed: 70 Total: 0 Jawile Trade holding Suudsu Glass Lets put that mouth to good use, lets make it really look like a Steel type. BST=530 Credit: TTEchidna Chimecho Chimecho isn't bad, but it lacks real punch. Stat HP: 75 Attack: 60 Defense: 80 Sp.Atk: 115 Sp.Def: 95 Speed: 90 Total: 0 Ringust Psy Stone I'm really bad at these names...I'm pretty sure Chimecho will get an evolution in the next Gen or two. Also, it's a wind chime, but it isnt part flying type? BST=515 Tropius He's big and ferocious looking, but, he isn't. {{BaseStatNoCat| type=grass | type2=dragon | HP= 109 | Attack= 78 | Defense=93 | SpAtk= 92 | SpDef= 97 | Speed= 61 | Tropiryu Level-up with Dragon Tooth Grass/Dragon hasn't been done yet, but more importantly, now Tropius has some meaning! BST=530 Banette The other Gen III ghost (Dusclops) got an evo. Stat HP: 75 Attack: 125 Defense: 75 Sp.Atk: 95 Sp.Def: 75 Speed: 75 Total: 0 Crumpette Trade with Suudsu Glass A rather quick and thoughtless addition, but, whatever. BST=520

Gen IV

Pokémon Picture Why Stats Name/Type How Thoughts Pachirisu As Farfetch'd above, Pachi exists with seemingly no inherent meaning. So, unfortunately for the ungodly amount of people who like the stupid thing, its just a dark spot on their team, only seeing battles against similarly useless Pokémon. Stat HP: 70 Attack: 70 Defense: 80 Sp.Atk: 75 Sp.Def: 100 Speed: 110 Total: 0 Hikourisu idk, plagiarism? This opens the door for a strategy I can already see being abused horribly. Thunder Wave + Whirlwind. Yikes. But at least this evolution gives some real meaning to it, and gives fans something they can at least use. The name is Hikou meaning "Flying" and Risu meaning "Squirrel". BST=505 Credit: Kenji-girl - NOTE: This was created well before Emolga. Chatot Chatot utilizes a really cool sound thing that we're all familiar with. However, what's the point of using it, if the ensuing damage isn't enough to kill, in which case, Chatot then gets decimated? Stat HP: 85 Attack: 75 Defense: 65 Sp.Atk: 105 Sp.Def: 65 Speed: 110 Total: 0 Yammerot Level-up knowing Megaphone Well, it still wouldn't see much, if any, use online, but, at least if you want to use it in single play, you can! The name is from "Yammer on" + Chatot. BST=505

Pre-Evolutions

Gen I

Pokémon Picture Why Stats Name/Type How Thoughts Kangaskhan Like I need to explain this. It's already in the pouch, it's time to let it go. Stat HP: 65 Attack: 55 Defense: 40 Sp.Atk: 20 Sp.Def: 40 Speed: 50 Total: 0 Rookhan 50%♂/50%♀ Happiness, or Lv.20 Why hasn't Nintendo created this one already?? I'm wondering, maybe even a middle evolution between the two. Also, this would be a good time to introduce a Male version. BST=270 Credit: Many Bulbapedians Lapras Lapras is one of those "cutesy" Pokémon, that and Lapras is huge! Stat HP: 80 Attack: 55 Defense: 50 Sp.Atk: 55 Sp.Def: 65 Speed: 30 Total: 0 Eules Happiness, or Lv.20 Not much to say about the thing itself, so instead I'll gloat about this being probably the best nickname ive ever penned. The name "Eules" is taken from "Leonhard Euler" who did stuff about tides. Like how Lapras is taken from "Pierre-Simon Laplace" who came after Euler. BST=335 Credit: Pokemaniac102