User:MAGNEDETH/new evolutions

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By the way, I AM NOT DOING EEVEE EVOLUTIONS. So stop asking.

BST = Base Stat Total. I'm keeping these as legit as possible.

Evolutions

Gen I

Pokémon Picture Why Stats Name/Type How Thoughts Farfetch'd Because he's useless. Stat HP: 70 Attack: 120 Defense: 75 Sp.Atk: 75 Sp.Def: 75 Speed: 110 Total: 0 Ninjetch'd Level-up while holding a Learner's Sword and having Swords Dance If that leek becomes swordlike, then we got us a ninja duck. With help from: TTEchidna Onix Onix = Fast Steelix = Slow Stat HP: 75 Attack: 105 Defense: 115 Sp.Atk: 35 Sp.Def: 70 Speed: 120 Total: 0 Drillix Trade with Super Quick Claw while knowing Iron Tail The name needs work, but just imagine seeing a drill shaped Steelix. A bit more streamline and less steely. Kingler Low Special Defense prevents this hard hittin' crab from really being useful. Stat HP: 70 Attack: 130 Defense: 120 Sp.Atk: 50 Sp.Def: 80 Speed: 60 Total: 0 Klanger Level-up by the Steel Factory By sacrificing speed, Klanger can really start kicking some tail on the battlefield. Pinsir Why not? Pincer is awesome, lets kick it up a notch! Stat HP: 80 Attack: 135 Defense: 110 Sp.Atk: 70 Sp.Def: 85 Speed: 90 Total: 0 Guiloreap Trade with Evil Pendant The name needs work, it's Guillotine & Reaper. I wanted Guillocutioner, but thats obviously way too big. Arbok Well, he does have a group of Ekans to look after, doesn't he? Stat HP: 75 Attack: 125 Defense: 75 Sp.Atk: 85 Sp.Def: 90 Speed: 100 Total: 0 Nohtyp Level-Up with Mud Shot in the <insert Gen V desert name> I was debating giving him a second type. Given the fact that he used Dig a lot in the anime, and learns Mud Bomb, why not? Weezing Well, he does have a group of Koffing to look after, doesn't he? Stat HP: 75 Attack: 90 Defense: 125 Sp.Atk: 90 Sp.Def: 80 Speed: 60 Total: 0 Choking Level-up near the Chemical Plant OK, technically, he would get no weaknesses thanks to Levitate, but im seeing this evo bring Weezing to the ground with some arms and legs. With help from: Missingno._Master Marowak Think of Gen I, that and she's not great, and she's waaaay to slow.. Stat HP: 75 Attack: 65 Defense: 135 Sp.Atk: 55 Sp.Def: 120 Speed: 60 Total: 0 Protektull Level-Up in <insert Gen V ghost tower name> ♀ Cubone's mom. Thick Club no longer works. This mother must protect her young! "The Graveyard Pokémon" Marowak Think of Gen I, that and he's not great, and he's waaaay to slow.. Stat HP: 75 Attack: 135 Defense: 120 Sp.Atk: 55 Sp.Def: 65 Speed: 80 Total: 0 Punishkull Level-Up in <insert Gen V ghost tower name> ♂ Cubone's dad. Thick Club no longer works. This father will now commence bringing the pain. "The Punisher Pokémon" Golduck Golduck is pretty good, but, theres a type problem... Stat HP: 90 Attack: 90 Defense: 90 Sp.Atk: 125 Sp.Def: 90 Speed: 100 Total: 0 Minduck Psy Stone Theres not much to modify stats wise, and the name is terrible, but why isn't Psyduck part Psychic?? Persian Persian is rather bad, so, why not? Stat HP: 90 Attack: 105 Defense: 65 Sp.Atk: 90 Sp.Def: 70 Speed: 120 Total: 0 TBD Rocket's Stone Normal/Dark? or pure Dark? Guess i'll say here that ive always hoped TR's Meoth would evolve.

Gen II

Pokémon Picture Why Stats Name/Type How Thoughts Sudowoodo The joke was good at first, but it's old now. Stat HP: 90 Attack: 110 Defense: 120 Sp.Atk: 50 Sp.Def: 75 Speed: 60 Total: 0 Treowoodo Level-up with Golden Seed while knowing Wood Hammer Ok, so this still isn't that great, but whatever. The name is derived from "tréowe" which is Latin for "True". Unown They're considered legendary, but are far from it. Stat HP: 96 Attack: 144 Defense: 96 Sp.Atk: 144 Sp.Def: 96 Speed: 96 Total: 0 King Unown Level-up with Ancient Crown This prob the only time a normal Pokémon would evolve into a legendary, but I think it makes sense. I'm not sure if it would retain its Hidden Power only movepool or not, but basically I just doubled all the stats. BST=672 Dunsparce Another Pokémon I just don't understand. Stat HP: 120 Attack: 90 Defense: 90 Sp.Atk: 75 Sp.Def: 75 Speed: 95 Total: 0 Mattare Level-Up with Dig in the <insert Gen V desert name> Make it look more menacing, and you've got a real land snake. With help from: Pokemaniac102 Skarmory 180 MPH? The Pokédex lies again. Stat HP: 65 Attack: 90 Defense: 70 Sp.Atk: 40 Sp.Def: 70 Speed: 130 Total: 0 Jetmach Level-up with Super Quick Claw by the Steel Factory A Pokémon that looks like a supersonic jet? I'm all for that. The stats are the same BST as Skar, only less defense and more speed, similar to Scyther and Scizor. Credit: Random279 Ariados Giant spiders are cool, so, where are the stats to back it up? Stat HP: 90 Attack: 110 Defense: 90 Sp.Atk: 70 Sp.Def: 70 Speed: 90 Total: 0 Arantula Level-up near Chemical Plant Last time I checked, spiders wern't slow either. Magcargo Good idea, Bad follow through. Stat HP: 70 Attack: 70 Defense: 170 Sp.Atk: 100 Sp.Def: 90 Speed: 35 Total: 0 Snailnum Level-up near the Steel Factory The name sucks (combo of snail and common metal suffix), and its still horrible. Magcargo is just a lost cause. With help from: MetalMetroid997 Donphan Pretty cool in the show, sucks in game. Stat HP: 100 Attack: 125 Defense: 125 Sp.Atk: 65 Sp.Def: 65 Speed: 80 Total: 0 Tungphan Level-up near the Steel Factory Armor plated elephant. Awesome. Name is derived from Tungsten, with the added "phan" from others.

Gen III

Pokémon Picture Why Stats Name/Type How Thoughts Mawile Mawile is cool, but the stats arent there, and nether is its type.. Stat HP: 70 Attack: 135 Defense: 110 Sp.Atk: 70 Sp.Def: 80 Speed: 70 Total: 0 Jawile Trade holding Suudsu Glass Lets put that mouth to good use, lets make it really look like a Steel type. Credit: TTEchidna Chimecho Chimecho isn't bad, but it lacks real punch. Stat HP: 85 Attack: 70 Defense: 85 Sp.Atk: 115 Sp.Def: 100 Speed: 105 Total: 0 Ringust Level-up while holding Silver Wing I'm really bad at these names...I'm pretty sure Chimecho will get an evolution in the next Gen or two. Also, it's a wind chime, but it isnt part flying type? Tropius He's big and ferocious looking, but, he isn't. Stat HP: 110 Attack: 85 Defense: 100 Sp.Atk: 90 Sp.Def: 105 Speed: 65 Total: 0 Tropiryu Level-up with Dragon Tooth Grass/Dragon hasn't been done yet, but more importantly, now Tropius has some meaning! Banette The other Gen III ghost (Dusclops) got an evo. Stat HP: 75 Attack: 125 Defense: 75 Sp.Atk: 95 Sp.Def: 75 Speed: 75 Total: 0 Crumpette Trade with Suudsu Glass A rather quick and thoughtless addition, but, whatever.

Gen IV

Pokémon Picture Why Stats Name/Type How Thoughts Pachirisu As Farfetch'd above, Pachi exists with seemingly no inherent meaning. So, unfortunately for the ungodly amount of people who like the stupid thing, its just a dark spot on their team, only seeing battles against similarly useless Pokémon. Stat HP: 70 Attack: 70 Defense: 80 Sp.Atk: 75 Sp.Def: 100 Speed: 110 Total: 0 Hikourisu Level-up while holding Silver Wing This opens the door for a strategy I can already see being abused horribly. Thunder Wave + Whirlwind. Yikes. But at least this evolution gives some real meaning to it, and gives fans something they can at least use. I can't remember how I came up with the name, its Japanese for something, maybe. BST=505 Credit: Kenji-girl Chatot Chatot utilizes a really cool sound thing that we're all familiar with. However, what's the point of using it, if the ensuing damage isn't enough to kill, in which case, Chatot then gets decimated? Stat HP: 85 Attack: 75 Defense: 65 Sp.Atk: 105 Sp.Def: 65 Speed: 110 Total: 0 Yammerot Level-up knowing Megaphone Well, it still wouldn't see much, if any, use online, but, at least if you want to use it in single play, you can! The name is from "Yammer on" + Chatot. BST=505

Pre-Evolutions

Gen I

Pokémon Picture Why Stats Name/Type How Thoughts Kangaskhan Like I need to explain this. It's already in the pouch, it's time to let it go. Stat HP: 65 Attack: 55 Defense: 40 Sp.Atk: 20 Sp.Def: 40 Speed: 50 Total: 0 Rookhan 50%♂/50%♀ Happiness, or Lv.20 Why hasn't Nintendo created this one already?? I'm wondering, maybe even a middle evolution between the two. Also, this would be a good time to introduce a Male version. BST=270 Credit: Many Bulbapedians Lapras Lapras is one of those "cutesy" Pokémon, that and Lapras is huge! Stat HP: 80 Attack: 55 Defense: 50 Sp.Atk: 55 Sp.Def: 65 Speed: 30 Total: 0 Eules Happiness, or Lv.20 Not much to say about the thing itself, so instead I'll gloat about this being probably the best nickname ive ever penned. The name "Eules" is taken from "Leonhard Euler" who did stuff about tides. Like how Lapras is taken from "Pierre-Simon Laplace" who came after Euler. BST=335 Credit: Pokemaniac102