You Just Can't Win

You Just Can't Win is a musical number from the American musical Pokémon Live!. It is performed by Dominic Nolfi and Darren Dunstan as Ash Ketchum and Giovanni, respectively. It's the second to last song in the musical.

Lyrics

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You're way out of your league, you've more than met your match! I guess you're slowing down, old man, can't hit what you can't catch! Soon the whole world will know the genius of my plan. I will find a way to stop you any way I can! You're such a goody two-shoes, it's more fun being bad. No one's gonna side with you, you're stark raving mad! Oh yeah? Just ask your mother. That's all in the past! Listen to me, little boy: Nice guys finish last! Oh no! You just can't win! You're not that strong. Time to pay for your sins! You got it all wrong! You just can't win! I'm gonna shut you down! Your chances are slim! No more fooling around! Let the battle begin! You just can't win!

Pokémon Live! Characters: Ash • Misty • Brock • Pikachu • Jessie • James • Meowth Giovanni • MechaMew2 • Delia • Professor Oak Songs: You & Me & Pokémon • It Will All Be Mine • My Best Friends • Everything Changes Misty's Song • The Best at Being the Worst • Pikachu (I Choose You) • What Kind of Pokémon Are You? The Time Has Come • Double Trouble • Two Perfect Girls • I've Got a Secret • You Just Can't Win • Finale

This article is part of Project Music, a Bulbapedia project that aims to write comprehensive articles on each Pokémon song, CD and musician.