User:Optimatum

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Ivan Helric
OBJECTION!
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Age 13
Gender Neither.
Hometown Singapore
Region South East Asia
Relatives Orphaned.
Class Trainer

Team

Leafeon, Baton Dancer Absol, Baton Pass reliant Puncher Gallade, Physical Sweepah Shedinja, Toxic Staller Darkrai, because I abuse Ubers Lanturn, Rain Dancer*Houndoom, Sunny Day Ninetales, Special staller Breloom, Sub PuncherSharpedo, pathetic attempt at Physical Sweeping

This user identifies as genderless.
This user is bisexual.
This user is frequently on patrol.
This user is not a membre of Bulbapedia.
This user is calm, despite the fact that he's not a membre of Bulbapedia.
This user holds grudges, despite being calm.
File:Pokeball.jpg This user owns every Generation IV game, whether in English or in Japanese.
File:000Unknown.png This user is objectionable.
This user is unforgiving.
This user deals massive damage.

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Optimatum, otherwise ThatKidWithNoOriginality, has been part of the Bulbapedia community for approximately 18 months. It is currently 13 years old and is a high-schooler.

Base Stats

Stat Base At Lv. 50 At Lv. 100
Min. Max. Min. Max.
HP: 100
 
160 207 310 404
Attack: 10
 
13 68 22 130
Defense: 15
 
18 73 31 141
Special Attack: 150
 
139 222 274 438
Special Defense: 65
 
63 128 121 251
Speed: 85
 
81 150 157 295
Total: 425 These stats are purely for humor only. =D
  • Minimum stats are calculated with 0 EVs, IVs of 0, and a hindering nature.
  • Maximum stats are calculated with 252 EVs, IVs of 31, and a helpful nature.

Timeline of user events

June 2006: Signs up on Bulbapedia.

December 2007: Announces probable break.

July 2008: Takes break for 3 months

October 2008: Returns, disturbed by userspace ban.

Late October 2008: Gets pissed at some random guy.

November 2008: Gets banned.

December 2008: Tries to leave Bulbapedia for good.

Late December 2008/Early January 2009: Forced to come back by some idiots who are stalking him. Okay fine, they're not stalking me nor are they idiots. But they're close to stalking!

The End

Yes, yes, it was short. Don't blame me, that's all I could come up with on short notice.