User:Optimatum

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WARNING: This user is no longer active as he has switched his interest to Ace Attorney. If you want to blame someone, blame this guy.

"I have evidence that contradicts his existence!"

~ Apollo Justice on the Optimatum.

"OVERRULED."

~ All his classmates on Optimatum.

"He's a foolhardy foolish fool who foolishly fools his foolish self into foolishly thinking that he can foolishly contirbute to this foolhardy foolish community foolishly known as "Bulbapedia", fool."

~ Franziska von Karma on Optimatum.

"Who again?"

~ Optimatum on the Optimatum.
List of recommended users that could fit into this table:
To be yelled at - To spam someone's talkpage - To learn more about wikicoding and CSS - To be shouted at
To be scolded
Ivan Helric
OBJECTION!
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Age 13
Gender Neither.
Hometown Singapore
Region South East Asia
Relatives Orphaned.
Class Trainer

Team

Leafeon, Baton Dancer Absol, Baton Pass reliant Puncher Gallade, Physical Sweepah Shedinja, Toxic Staller Darkrai, because I abuse Ubers Lanturn, Rain Dancer*Houndoom, Sunny Day Ninetales, Special staller Breloom, Sub PuncherSharpedo, pathetic attempt at Physical Sweeping

This user is transgender.
This user is bisexual.
This user is frequently on patrol.
This user is not a membre of Bulbapedia.
This user is calm, despite the fact that he's not a membre of Bulbapedia.
This user holds grudges, despite being calm.
File:Pokeball.jpg This user owns every Generation IV game, whether in English or in Japanese.
File:000Unknown.png This user is objectionable.
This user is unforgiving.
This user deals massive damage.
This user can slam his table.
File:DP Guitarist.png This user can play the air guitar.
All your base are belong to us!
O RLY?
This user lieks Mudkipz.
YOU JUST LOST THE GAME.
File:Barack obama.jpg This user has been BarackRolled .
FALCON PUNCH!!!
THIS IS SPARTA!!!

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Optimatum, otherwise ThatKidWithNoOriginality, has been part of the Bulbapedia community for approximately 18 months. It is currently 13 years old and is a high-schooler.

Base Stats

Stat Base At Lv. 50 At Lv. 100
Min. Max. Min. Max.
HP: 100
 
160 207 310 404
Attack: 10
 
13 68 22 130
Defense: 15
 
18 73 31 141
Special Attack: 150
 
139 222 274 438
Special Defense: 65
 
63 128 121 251
Speed: 85
 
81 150 157 295
Total: 425 These stats are purely for humor only. =D
  • Minimum stats are calculated with 0 EVs, IVs of 0, and a hindering nature.
  • Maximum stats are calculated with 252 EVs, IVs of 31, and a helpful nature.

How Optimatum discovered Pokeyman

It's Pokémon, twit. Not Namyekop, the demon of yellow and pink.

IT WAS AD 2101
EDIT WARS WAS BEGINNING...
CAPTAIN: WHAT HAPPEN?
MECHANIC: SOMEBODY SET US UP A PROTECTION BOMB
OPERATOR: WE GET USERPAGE
CAPTAIN: WHAT?
OPERATOR: MAIN PAGE OPENED.
CAPTAIN: IT'S YOU.
CATS: HOW ARE YOU EDITWARRERS!!
CATS: ALL YOUR CONTIBUTIONS ARE BELONG TO US.
CATS: YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO BEING BLOCKED.
CAPTAIN: WHAT YOU SAY!!!
CATS: YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO EDIT MAKE YOUR TALK
CATS: HA HA HA HA....
OPERATOR: CAPTAIN !!
CAPTAIN: TAKE OFF EVERY USERTAG!
CAPTAIN: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DOING
CAPTAIN: MOVE PAGE.
CAPTAIN: FOR GREAT JUSTICE.

Timeline of user events

June 2006: Signs up on Bulbapedia.

December 2007: Announces probable break.

July 2008: Takes break for 3 months

October 2008: Returns, disturbed by userspace ban.

Late October 2008: Gets pissed at some random guy.

November 2008: Gets banned.

December 2008: Tries to leave Bulbapedia for good.

Late December 2008/Early January 2009: Forced to come back by some idiots who are stalking him. Okay fine, they're not stalking me nor are they idiots. But they're close to stalking!

The End

Yes, yes, it was short. Don't blame me, that's all I could come up with on short notice.