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"I have evidence that contradicts his existence!"
~ Apollo Justice on the Optimatum.
"OVERRULED."
~ All his classmates on Optimatum.
"He's a foolhardy foolish fool who foolishly fools his foolish self into foolishly thinking that he can foolishly contirbute to this foolhardy foolish community foolishly known as "Bulbapedia", fool."
~ Franziska von Karma on Optimatum.
"He's like my seventeenth cup of coffee. Always the bitterest"
~ Godot* on Optimatum
"Who again?"
~ Optimatum on the Optimatum.
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"This fucking person is fucking garbitch! He doesn't fucking do jackshit! I'd rather have the rotten asshole of a roadkill skunk than talk to this fucking shitsucker. You don't know how fucking shitty this fucking shit is. Fuck this shit!"
~ AVGN on Optimatum
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This user is calm, despite the fact that he's not a membre of Bulbapedia.
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This user holds grudges, despite being calm.
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This user is unforgiving.
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This user deals massive damage.
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THIS IS SPARTA!!!
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Optimatum, otherwise ThatKidWithNoOriginality, has been part of the Bulbapedia community for approximately 18 months. It can barely come online nowadays due to obvious reasons.
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Base Stats
Stat
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Base
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At Lv. 50
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At Lv. 100
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Min.
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Max.
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Min.
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Max.
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HP:
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100
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160
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207
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310
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404
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Attack:
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10
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13
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68
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22
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130
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Defense:
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15
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18
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73
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31
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141
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Special Attack:
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150
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139
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222
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274
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438
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Special Defense:
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65
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63
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128
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121
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251
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Speed:
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85
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81
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150
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157
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295
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Total:
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425
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These stats are purely for humor only. =D
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- Minimum stats are calculated with 0 EVs, IVs of 0, and a hindering nature.
- Maximum stats are calculated with 252 EVs, IVs of 31, and a helpful nature.
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Timeline of user events
June 2007: Signs up on Bulbapedia.
October 2007 (I think, memory's a blur): Forms "UEP" with Fraulein Tina, Herr Ryguy and Herr Shiny.
November 2007: UEP declared illegal. The other three disappear.
December 2007: Announces probable break.
July 2008: Takes break for 3 months
October 2008: Returns, disturbed by userspace ban.
Late October 2008: Gets pissed at some random guy.
November 2008: Gets banned.
December 2008: Tries to leave Bulbapedia for good.
Late December 2008/Early January 2009: Forced to come back by some idiots who are stalking him. Okay fine, they're not stalking me nor are they idiots. But they're close to stalking!
February 2009: Fraulein Tina returns. Bah, humbug. If Herr Wronguy and Her Shiny return too, then I'll...oh wai-
- 18th: Herr Wronguy returns. Now, if only a certain Shiny would return, then the four of us would be back together, ja?
- ...On second thoughts, that sounds like a bad idea to me. (This is why I don't like
childhood old friends).
The 13 Rules of Bulbapedia:
- You MUST NOT have other Manuals before the Manual of Style. Even if it's your computer's "How-To-Avoid-Crashes" manual.
- You MUST NOT call TTE biased, because he is god. Rule number 5 applies to this as well.
- You like someone on Bulbapedia (quoting DCM). Hell, even I do.
- DON'T vandalize articles. And rules are meant to be broken.
- You MUST break this rule.
- You CAN stalk anyone on Bulbapedia, provided they are a girl. And yes, Kogs, that applies to you as well.
- You MUST NOT EVER admit that you watch/look at hentai. You WILL be ignored for the rest of your life.
- You CAN say you're leaving - and you can come back in minutes/hours.
- You MUST earn the Golden Slowpoke award. It's the ultimate privilege.
- You MUST use AIM to contact an admin.
- You MUST NOT be religious. Don't preach ANYWHERE. Or TTE will hunt you down. And kill you.
- You MUST NOT obey any of the above rules. Rule 5 applies to this rule.
And the last rule:
Rule 34: You CANNOT ask about this rule. Ever.
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The End
Yes, yes, it was short. Don't blame me, that's all I could come up with on short notice.
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